funniest (and stupidest) I’ve heard on the radio so far

I was on the way home yesterday afternoon, after a free lunch at A.Venue suites.   I was riding a taxi.  And you know the radio stations taxi drivers listen to, right?  Whatever station has a “Papa Bear” for a DJ.  Anyway, they had this segment where people call in and ask for advice on certain things.

Caller: Hi, ako po si Angela, 24 years old.

DJ: Oh Angela, bakit ka napatawag?

Caller: Kasi po, nag-aalala po ako.

DJ: Anong inaalala mo iha?

Caller: Kasi po, kami ng boyfriend ko, pareho kaming “active” (if you know what I mean).

DJ: Active saan?  Sports, dancing, rallies?  (laughter)

Caller: So ang worry ko po, ayaw ko pa po kasi mabuntis.  Ano po ang gagawin ko?

DJ: Bakit, mapilit ba masyado ang boyfriend mo?

Caller: Hindi po, ako po yung mapilit.

Oooookay… Hinlabo naman nito meyn.