So, I’ve been talking to a friend who’s been reading “Twilight”… wait, correction, a friend who’s OBSESSED with the “Twilight” books, you know, featuring Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, and you know, a movie’s coming out based on the first book and… wait, you do know what I’m talking about, right? If you don’t… get out from that cave you currently live in, and join the world, please.
So anyway, apparently, in the book, Edward like totally full head-on courts Bella, that all the girls who read the books had their standards raised when it comes to being courted by guys. In the States at least. And so now guys are complaining about the book. Poor guys. XD So now, what can they do, right? I mean, even real girls are falling in love with a fictional character. That’s not right anymore. XD
See, what they should do is read the book, so they can discover the Edward method of courting girls. I’ve browsed through it, and read up to Chapter 6. Okay, so here’s the method. Guys, take notes.
1. When you see the girl for the first time, go look at her in an evil way, a way so evil that she will wonder what is wrong with her, and feel insecure about herself. Then make sure she sees that you want to get far away from her as possible. Haha.
2. The next week, go act all normal and stuff, like you weren’t staring at her in a hateful way just the other week. Then you know, go talk to her and stuff. Be normal.
3. The next step would be to be able to save her from a fatal car accident in a way that’s so mysterious, she will be so intrigued. Well, the saving the life thing can already make her fall in love with you, but you have to save her in a way that’s so cool, and mysterious, that she will wonder how you did it, and chase you.
4. Of course, you have to keep her intrigued, so be pissed off and all when she keeps asking about how you did it. Just be vague, never tell her anything. Oh, and cheesy lines work too. XD
5. Then when she pesters you about it some more, piss her off first, and then suddenly treat her nicely. That will make her mind blank. And she will wonder how is it that you can make her mind blank just by doing that.
6. Oh, and before you even do step one, make sure that you’re completely gorgeous, and that you’re a day-walking vampire.
Good luck with that guys. XD You can do it! (You hope. Haha.)
Too bad I don’t have the book. I’d quote unbelievably cheesy lines. XD